The Dogs Tale
Hi My name is Levi I am a pedigree Golden Retriever and I run the centre in Norwich. Each month I will be writing a little story on the events that have happend over the month. You often hear people say there are two sides to what happend, well I want to tell you my side.............
JANUARY 2008
Happy New Year to all of you. It looks like it's going to be a good one. I have found a new place to take Malcolm for a walk at Earlham Park. Bless him! The Sailing Club is doing well. Although I am going along with it all, it's all that palava and terminology that you have to go through. I've only just got to grips with the sit, stay, fetch malarky. Now its lea ho, jibe ho, sheet in. One minute he tells me to sheet in the bushes and now he wants me to sheet in the boat and when I do he tells me off. Sometimes you can't win!!
Christmas went well for me. I got lots of pressies - eight balls in total & quite a few bags of doggy treats. I am a bit worried though. I am three now and when I was about one I got in a little bit of trouble. My friend Houdini, a Neapolitan mastiff decided to go on an expedition without letting anyone know. Well, at three in the morning they were all in bed and when we barked to tell them we were off they told us to shut up. So we both left. I feel safe with Houdini no one argues with him. Well we found a gravel quarry and had a brilliant time playing in it. The next thing we know the police were there and we were in big trouble. They say we stoped the quarry from working for three hours. I was taken to the vets and he said that the best way to stop this happening again was to take my balls away. Well they did and I couldn't walk for a week. I only had two then, now I have eight.
The social club is becoming too busy. I used to be able to choose what seat I wanted to lay on. Now I have to stare at the people sitting on the one I want until they get off or I get alongside them and push them off. They say I've got that look, well if I have it seems to work I always get what I want. Long live that look. Who do they think they are. They come here once or twice a week and upset my routine. If I were to go round theirs and sit on their chairs I'm sure they would have something to say. If any of you guys reading this want to come into the club I have a few rules - bring your dog so I can play with them bitches always welcome, or something for me to eat. I don't care if you buy anything or not. That's all for now and let's see what February brings...........
I am going to get my own email address so you can get in contact with me. It will be levi@bluewaterdivingschool.co.uk.
MARCH 2008
Hello again!! I have managed to get on the computer at long last. How are you all. Thanks for the emails that you have sent me. I must say I didn't think that there would be so many people that would send an email to a dog, but if you take the time to send me an email I will reply. Thanks to to the people that have come in to see me. I must not mention their names I'm told it upsets people.
I was staying with my dog walker for most of February because of Malcolm going to the Red Sea. It's nice to be back. I don't get the same food when I am there. When I am here at the school I get a whole fresh cooked chicken every day straight from the butcher. I also employ a dog walker to take me for a walk every day. The both centres that we have at the moment in Norwich and Kent have started really well this year. Sally my mum is working hard down in Kent. We are going to change what we do there. The school is only going to do one to one training or familys of up to four. That should let her come up here more often so I will see her more. Rob has move into his house in Spain and should have his dive centre up and running soon so we will have three centres to work from. I wonder if I will be able to go to that one. How many UK schools have got a spanish side attached to it. Well must go for now.
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